onceuponamerthurship:

OMFG THERE ARE VIKINGS FANFICS!!!!!

There are lots!!! AO3 and Live journal both have them!

I should be studying for a Managerial Accounting exam right now.  I am taking a break, because my brain is hurting.  Someone give me a reason for diversion and ask me something!

thenoodlegirl answered: What’s your main turn ons? :)

Sexually??  Well, I like girls (sorry guys) and usually curvy ones at that.  I love smart people, and will set aside looks if the person can engage me in witty banter and/or funny conversation.

Looks-wise, I find that I like sharp features: cat-like eyes, heart-shaped faces with strong chins, and great smiles.  Icky teeth are a deal breaker! 

As for the more obvious turn-ons:  I love seeing nudity.  Sounds basic, but sometimes if the girl has a short skirt on and she leans over something and I get a peek of the panties (or ass if no panties), that really turns me on!

I love being talked dirty to.  As with the above, it takes a smart person to engage in GOOD dirty banter, so it goes along with my “i like brainy girls” to do this one correctly!

And BJ’s… again, sounds basic, but I have only come across a couple people in my life that have done it VERY well.  My guess is that the girl needs to enjoy what she is doing and so few do.  Thankfully, my current better half is one of those that DO enjoy it, so I am a very lucky guy!!

So, I havent asked for questions in forever… Im open to anything and everything!  What do people want to know about me?

lexxxiluxe:

So- while celebrating the 4th of July, I totally forgot to give away the copy of the DVD I promised!

Reblog this post for a chance to win a signed copy of Full-Figured Foxes 2! =D

yup… Flooding in my subdivision… I have watched about three cars bottom-out trying to get past my street. As it stands, we usually park in the front grass area in addition to the driveway. Just had to bring all cars up, as the front of our yard is under two feet of water… Yay sunny Florida!